Sanderson Bed & Breakfast “Children Stay Free” Tee

Forget your boring hotel loyalty points—at the Sanderson B&B, little monsters check in for free (and check out…eventually). This wickedly cozy tee lets you rep Salem’s finest haunted hospitality with skulls, witch hats, and just the right amount of passive-aggressive charm. Perfect for sipping cider, dodging history tours, or plotting minor hexes.

Color: Rich pumpkin-spice orange that looks like fall (and cackles like Halloween)

Fit: Unisex, relaxed cut—roomy enough for your midnight snack stash and any unexpected guests

Material: Heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton that only softens with every spine-tingling wash

Because nothing says “vacation” like booking a stay where the kids never leave—and the vibes are to die for. 🏚️🖤