Amityville “The Scariest Place on Earth” Crewneck

Ever wanted to rep the house that nightmares built? This pastel horror-fest sweatshirt lets you wear your fear on your sleeve—literally. Featuring the iconic Amityville gabled façade in noir print, it’s perfect for telling your ex, “Sorry—I’ve moved on…to much scarier real estate.”

Color: Soft lavender Comfort Colors dye that looks innocent—until you get too close

Fit: Relaxed unisex cut with dropped shoulders—cozy enough to hide after-midnight snacks (and screams)

Material: Midweight, garment-dyed cotton blend fleece that only gets softer with every eerie wash

Because nothing says “I’m here for chills” quite like spooky suburbia chic. 🏚️💜